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Some Air Force fuckwad that thinks that he is so smart and cool because he gets to put his name on the side of a jet which thinks the only way it is capable of flying his because of his hard work of sitting inside for 2 hours bitching about IMDS and then going out to his jet, taking off a couple of covers,jerking off the pilot,and waiving his hands in the air thinking that the pilot is really moving in the direction that he is telling him too. Once the pilot takes off he throws in a pinch of Skoal Wintergreen and walks down the flightline like he rescued the fucking President of the United States. Then 1.5 hours later he waives his hands in the air again and then sucks off the pilot for one last time of the day and then fuels it, changes a tire and pretends to look at the engine like he really knows what the fuck he is doing. Does this sound a little familiar to you civilians??? It should, it's the same job as the piece of white trash that works at your local gas station and fills up your car with gas, checks your fluids, and rotates your tires.
The asshole Air Force Crew Chief at Spot 3
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A so-so show on Adult Swim late nights on Cartoon Network. Watched mainly by stoners because there the only ones who laugh at all the humor.
"Meatwad makes the money, see,
Meatwad gets the honies, G.
Riding in my car, living like a star, ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a Taurus."
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A mind-bendingly idiotic show that is adored by two kinds of people: Those that smoke gratuitous amounts of weed, and those who are half-awake when watching it at midnight.
Person 1: Aqua Teen Hunger Force is great.
Person 2: It sucks, man.
Person 1: Wanna smoke?
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Positlivly the most retarted show ever to hit the universe. A freekin talkin french fries and talkin soda and a meat ball man. WTF. Can You say stupid concept. like zomg why the hell would you waste perfectly good time watching this complete piece of crap. And its only 15 minutes long!. WTF the only good 15 minute show is robot chicken. so athf can suck monkey nuts.
Chris: O YA Aqua Teen Hunger Force is on.
Reid: Shut up Were not wasting perfectly good time watchin this peice of crap show when we could be playing wii.
Chris: Your right, it is retarded, what was i thinking?
Reid: Its a good thing that i stopped you from watching such a retarded show.
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a cowered who hid's and lets his men do his dirty work
example Orochimaru and gato of naruto have a shit load of white air force energy
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A) n: A hand gesture in which you form a llama using the 3rd and 4th fingers as the top of the mouth, thumb as the jaw and two ears consisting of the 1st and 5th fingers. Then, swaying the hand alluringly, you smack the person suddenly with an open palm while they are still trying to figure out what your doing.
B) vt: Something done to a really ugly child.
exasperated girlfriend/teacher: "i told you security does'nt want you here anymore!"
boyfriend, clearly ignoring girlfriend: "damn that child is ugly. hang on, papa bears gotta llama-sita-strike-force-five that bitch..."
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Probably the worst Cartoon you'll ever see.
Star vs the forces of evil is so dumbass shit.
-Yes, it is!
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