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On St Patrick’s Day in a crowded bar in a women’s bathroom you pee on the only roll of toilet paper in the bar because you are from jersey and that’s how you roll.
The bitches were pounding on the bathroom door to hurry up so I gave them the Jersey wet wipe and bailed.
This is when the male hangs out in an alleyway and grabs a girl as she passes by, then yells obscenities at her while having doggystyle sex with her.
I was in camden last night and got horny so i had to pull a jersey jumper.
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A derivative of the so called "Jersey Chaser". Chicks who go after only the white players. Quarterbacks in general.
Guy #1: She's a jersey chaser.
Girl#1: I'd say she's more of a white jersey chaser though.
Guy #1: Good call. Didn't she hook up with that quarterback from last season?
also known as clarkkk or klu klux klark due to all the racists. some good people but they’re usually the ones trying to leave town. high school sucks, people are mean, and no actual down town area. 1/10 don’t move here
“i never drive through clark new jersey because i know i’ll get pulled over just for not being white”
“what are you doing in clark? you’re colored.”
The phenomenon of waking in an inebriated or crapulent state, arguing with one’s significant other, and then leaving one’s home to go directly to a bar.
“How are you already so drunk? It’s only noon!”
“I had a New Jersey Morning.”
The act of masturbating on the toilet while taking a shit.
I can hear Thom giving himself a Jersey City Stinkfist in the porta potty
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A very quick change of two or more lanes on the highway, generally causing severe body roll to a car.
Your going to need to do a mean New Jersey Slide to get off at this exit.
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