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When you fill someone’s mouth full of sliced lemons and sugar then fuck them in the mouth until you make lemonade
I turned that girl into a 25 cent stand
A Warhammer 40K reference. It is an example of the indomitable human spirit, Cadia Stands! is a rallying cry for humanity, as the planet broke before the guard did.
As the chaos cultists closed in the last three imperial guardsmen shouted,”Cadia Stands!”, and fulfilled their duty for the Emperor
The act of masturbating while standing up
Dude, i walked in on my roommate last night and he was in his bedroom naked & Jack Standing by his computer
The Football stand where most of the rich and wealthy go to enjoy the game. Normally The best corporate facilities of that home ground including Bars & Restaurants. Often accompanied with a Prawn Sandwich Half Time.
Oh Simon , He's loaded and has a season ticket seat in the Prawn Sandwich Stand.
(Usually I): won't allow it (whatever that it may be, and however one defines whatever it is they won't allow).
boy a) I'll borrow money from your parents, Andrew, to play poker with some buddies.
Andrew : I am sick and tired of supporting your stupid poker habit. I have decided on my parents' behalf that i won't stand for it that you borrow money from them. go get a better paying job.
Usually I): won't allow it (whatever it may be, and however one defines whatever it is they won't allow).
boy a) I'll borrow money from your parents, Andrew, to play poker with some buddies.
Andrew : I am sick and tired of supporting your stupid poker habit. I have decided on my parents' behalf that i won't stand for it that you borrow money from them. Go get a better paying job.
One guy is sitting on a girl in the same position the female would be in cowgirl, except with his dick straight down into her. He then proceed to lift both legs into the air sitting only on his nuts and ass.
Man my nuts feel so ripe right now after doing the Alabama Nut Stand last night.