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A tail cramp is an individual whom is the result of the incorrect sperm reaching the egg due to the correct sperm suffering from a tail cramp.
Someone who just isn't right.
"I don't know what it is with that guy, but something ain't right."
"Yeah I know. Tail cramp for sure."
to do intentionally something that you know is unappealing or that will hurt you in the long run
“Don’t go off and smoke a rats tail”
“I’d better not catch you smoking a rats tail!”
The alternate way if saying "pony tail" usually used in joking among friends that eventually stumbled across the backwards combo of words in conversation
Whoa.. Tail pony sounds WAY better than pony tail!
A brown tailed snowbunny is a white woman or girl who enjoys anal sex.
Guy 1: hey did you know home girl was a brown tailed snowbunny???
Guy 2: no i didn't imma have to go try that.
When you're about to get your butt beat in a fight.
"Oh £#$& I'm gonna get Fairy Tailed."
When you go to wipe and after you let go your butthole pinches the toilet paper and dips into the water. Only to leave a tail splashing poop water all around your bathroom.
True story
I spun around and felt a cold smack on my buttcheek. I looked down in horror as i saw a trail of poop water thanks to my tail of tears.
When you get selected to join an instagram live video with your idol Ebanie Bridges and feel the need to introduce your penis to the world first.
Today I let a fan join my live instagram video and he kangaroo Tailed me the cunt.