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What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
When a girl has 2 braids and you hold them as handles while in the doggie position
Man, I took her back to my place and was skiing gator tails all night
When something really bothers you.
That guy parked in front of our driveway again so I can barely squeeze by. That really Gripes my tail!
Mr three favorite things in life.
"Lobster tail and beer" sounds like just two items instead of three, until you realize that there are no hyphens or commas in the phrase... THEN it suddenly makes sense! :P
1: when someone is following you for some reason
2: When a pet dog, cat, or any type of lizard repeatedly hits someone in the face with their tail
I'm being tailed by my dog right now, which is making it difficult to see.
A small, almost bun like arrangement of hair donned by young gentlemen.
Almost insignificant as a practical choice but an effective means of attracting little-knowing young females .
"What the hell has that guy done with his hair and what's the point"?
"That's a fauxny tail, bitches love the fauxny tail".
the lump of hair that sticks out the back of a longhairs ball cap
girl 1: oomg fauxhawks are so 2002
girl 2: i no rite fauxny tails are the shit now
longhair: hellloo ladies!