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A woman older than 80 who stalks men much younger than herself in order to quell a post-menopausal sexual arousal. A Saber tooth tiger is older than the puma, cougar, lioness, and jaguar.
" Lookout bra your lionesses looking more like a saber tooth tiger"
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The name of the effect the sun has on people with fair skin who instead of burning, have freckled more... As the 'stripe' has similar effects of the power tan ( causes great boosts in confidence, strength and virility ) it is reffered to as a power tiger stripe...
1- Holy shit i've burnt instead of tanning
2- You havn't burnt you're now the proud owner of a power tiger stripe
1- Yaaaaay!
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After taking a shit, the male must not whipe his ass. Immediately afterwards he titty fucks his significant other, leaving a tiger stripe.
I took a killer shit the other day and tiger striped my girlfriend right afterwards, it was great!
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When a guy eats out a girl when she is on her period. and when he pulls off he has blood all over his chin.
I did the bleeding tiger when my girl friend was on her period.
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Similar to "slip n' slide", Slurp N' Tiger is the process of sliding down a series of wet tigers while drinking a delicious Sonic drink. Firstly, gather a couple tigers (anywhere between 3-14 should do) and hose them down with an industrial kitty water hose. DO NOT by ANY means feed the tigers cinnamon, THEY WILL HATE YOU. Then simply lay them all down on their sides in a row and slide down them. Don't forget the Sonic drink and, most importantly, have fun!
Mark: Oh goodness! Last night Tracy and I went Slurp N' Tigering in Link's backyard. It was so much fun!
Julie: Jolly, that's amazing! Did you do it "live" style?
Mark: OF COURSE. That's the ONLY way to do it!
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Syndrome = a group of signs and symptoms that together are characteristic or indicative of a specific disease or other disorder.
Tiger Woods = As of November 2009 the worlds richest sports person, and possibly the greatest Golfer in history.
Tigers Wood Syndrome = As of December 2009 a recognised condition suffered by arrogant rich sportsmen that have had at least 10 extra marital affairs.
To be truly considered a sufferer of ‘Tigers Wood Syndrome’ the extra marital affairs must include a cocktail waitress and 2 porn stars. Severe cases may in fact see the cocktail waitress and porn stars appearing together. (Or should that be, if the sufferer is lucky….)
The only known cure for Tigers Wood Syndrome is a significant payout (millions and millions) from the sufferer to the newly estranged wife.
Husband – “Honey I had an affair, can you forgive me?”
Wife – “who was she…?”
Husband - “well there was Cori, Mindy, Jamie, Kalika, Jaimee, Rachel, Holly and well I cant remember the others names”
Wife – “can I have my 80 Million !”
Husband - "but its Tigers Wood Syndrome..."
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An old woman (who's long in the tooth) that hooks up with a young guy.
Did you see Cloris Leachman making out with Jack Black? She's a Sabre Tooth Tiger!
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