fat female whale

She is the dirt of all women, the bad part of female society, the definition of fat, and why women go puking their meals out and dieting: to not become an atrocious beast with 4 layers of fat and a belly like a fucking solar system.

Emily Newman is a fat female whale. She is so fucking fat, it's sickening to look at.

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raining elephants and whales

violent thunderstorm accompanied by heavy rains and gusty winds

hey, it is raining elephants and whales today

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Czech Republic Whales

CRW for short , is a micro-dependent-republican country headed by a Ma'am Boss which prohibits the word "Math".

Was founded on September 2013 in a app called "Wechat"

Citizens in CRW are entitled an animal when added in the group. The government may be republican but all decisions will be handled by the Ma'am Boss. Demotion and promotion may vary, according to the way you please the Ma'am Boss.

Language is Engrish and people believe in a logic which is "Alicia Logic" that is everywhere.

There are currently 22 members and is progressing in volume since October.

Hey have you joined CRW

Hi I'm from CRW

Czech Republic Whales

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i got a whale

A phrase you would say when you're stoned and had a whirl in your head, but you don't feel like pronouncing it properly.

P1 - I got a whale!
P2 - Yeah, i thought you looked dizzy for a while.

Mexican whale diving

While in Mexico you release in a Mexican whore's ass, and then you use a snorkel mask to suck out the semen and blow it out of the top like a whale.

While I was in Mexico I used an old sock as currency and bought a fat whore, and went Mexican whale diving!

Nuke the whale

To fuck up in a grandiose way.

A more palatable term than screw the pooch for modern use, as it isn't reminiscent of beastiality.

That dumbass managed to nuke the whale when he deleted half the project the day before it was due.

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Whale Cock (Dork)

1. The blue whale's penis, or dork, is the largest that ever existed. The average size for an adult male is 5m (15ft). The testicules weigh 10kg (22 pounds). The blue whale can produce between 3 - 20 gallons of sperm during its mating season.

2. A dork is a blue whale's penis. In today's slang, the word dork is used as an insult (geek, nerd) and many do not know where it comes from.

1. Surfer: 'Whoa dude, look at the size of that whale cock!'

2. Susan: 'Peter is such a dork, he works on friday nights.'

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