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Lauren

She swears a lot and is the whitest monkey you'll ever see in your life. Lauren has absolute terrible taste in guys and is obsessed with Peavey Mart and country music. (And Cole ) (And Reece) (And the new guy)

Lauren's head looks like the tip of a weiner.

by pathetic_pickles May 15, 2023


Lauren

An amazing person inside an out who should definitly date someone with coloured hair

I would kiss Lauren if I could

by sliverofsun May 29, 2022


Lauren

Typically smells like ranch dressing unless you get her on a good day. She will often braid her hair with old potatoes and sniffs peoples buttholes on a whim. Cannot do anything except itch herself and breakout in hives.

Person: Have you seen Lauren!?
Me: No but I can smell her from here

by Dr. Cool with an H December 12, 2021


Lauren

Typically smells like ranch dressing unless you get her on a good day. She will often braid her hair with old potatoes and sniffs peoples buttholes on a whim. Cannot do anything except itch herself and breakout in hives.

Person: Have you seen Lauren!?
Me: No but I can smell her from here

by Dr. Cool with an H December 12, 2021


Laurens

A charming young man. Funny yet great sense of humour. Attractive, but also very handsome. Intelligent, while at the same time very smart. You want to pinch his cheeks even though he's very cute. While this fellow may be kindhearted, do not underestimate him, he also has a soft side. Laurens is a man, but he does have some masculine quirks. Laurens is a combination of both awesome.

Laurens should run for president, but I think he'd be better off leading the United States.

by XxX420Pussydankstroyer69XxX February 26, 2019


Lauren

She is the most caring and understanding girl in the world. One look at her and you will fall in love, no doubt about it. She looks like god was showing off when he made her. She is absolutely gorgeous and will stand apart from everyone else in the room (in a good way). When she smiles you get that feeling in your chest of just pure happiness and butterflies. Once she trusts you and deems you as a friend theres no getting our of it. You two are partners and even lovers for life. She is a very loyal girl and will put everyone and everything out of the way to help you or make you feel better. She is really sweet and is comfortable talking about basically anything.

C'mon Lauren it's time to go eat.

by your_mums_uncle November 23, 2021


lauren

lauren is a girl who talks up going out and then in fact never goes out and lies about it

lauren is a dog start barking bitch

by surf has sus May 30, 2022