daddy milk

1. That carton of milk that sits in the fridge which you never want to touch because your disgusting dad who chews tobacco and never brushes his horrifying teeth is too lazy to get a damn glass, instead resorting to taking swigs out of the carton.

Person 1: "Every morning I get so pissed off, the last thing I want in my mouth is daddy milk."
Person 2: "...I'm gonna go."

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bone milk

The stuff that cums out of you pleasure pole at the best part of sex... Orgasm!

I shot a huge load of bone milk on your mom last night!

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Chunky Milk

A glass that has semen in it, and is left out over night, just enough to confuse it with a glass of spoiled milk.

Dude! Get yo' glass of chunky milk out of my room!!!!

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milk of spermesia

Potent male seed. The name is derived from the antacid medication "Milk of Magnesia" due to the similar color and consistency. Officially coined by Jeruss in 2009. Jizz. Man chowder. Semen.

Jeruss is the originator of the term milk of spermesia. Women rarely enjoy it when my milk of spermesia lands in their hair. She's an avid consumer of milk of spermesia.

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Milk Frothing

The sexual and deviant fetish practice of masturbating furiously until you produce a foamy jizz, then place said foamy jizz on top of a freshly made coffee. Expert Milk Frothers can even make patterns out of their foamy jizz.

Ben was getting so good at milk frothing the elderly neighbours kept calling around uninvited for a speciality coffee

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milk crew

original tooting gangstas and bringers of the milk love. (see milkproductions)

so what happened last night? i got wasted with the milk crew at a squat party.

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stick milk

Ejaculate from a male penis. (Scottish slang)

Doug's double overhand technique always produced an excess of stick milk.

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