An event thrown by the UH Alphas gives students a space to debate hot takes, argue popular topics, and voice their opinions.
Usually hosted during Alpha week or UH Homecoming.
Dakota: Hey are you going to Battle of the Sexes?
Jake: Yeah, I have to put the "As a man" comments to rest.
Us faggots versus them bull dykes.
We were marching into the battle of the sexes, and I was probably just as scared as all these other cocksuckers, but I remember thinking this is it, this is the truth! And I never felt so alive.
Before the battle of the sexes, we were all on the front line marching, and I was probably just as scared as any other dude to fight a bunch of dykes, but I remember thinking this is it, this is the truth! I've never felt so alive.
When you are performing anal sex and while penetrating you feel a solid turd fighting back against your penis. Like worms battling.
Jim : "Dude did you fuck that girl last night?"
Bill : "Yeah man we did anal, ended up having a Texas worm battle."
this audio makes you want to burn to death when you listen to it.
"I Hate Jax Vs Skibidi Toilet Epic Edging Battle"
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A series of straight-line racing games on the platform Roblox where drivers try to survive and crash eachother out with a battered history of toxic users.
One of the recent games, Backstretch Battles: Remastered was temporarily shut down over legal issues with the community Stunod Racing due to it's usage of copyrighted artwork from the site.
I can't even play Backstretch Battles anymore, man. The drivers are so fucking bad at doing anything.