the literal best boy on earth. if he is your boyfriend- DON'T LET HIM GO.
also he has a massive schlong. absolute horse cock. massive wiener and kinky and hot and KINKY
and when he finds someone he loves he will love them and just be
the sweetest love of your life.
His Girlfriend: You are so perfect and swag. how??
Caleb: It's cause I'm Caleb
Everyone else: Wow that is so true
A man that is usually around 6 foot 1 or 6 foot. Is incredibly good at pulling girls whose name starts with T or I. Has an incredibly fine body and a smokin' hot face. All the girls want him.
GIRL 1: "OMG, CALEB IS SO HOT AND SEXY!"
GIRL 2: "OMG, I KNOW AND HIS ABBS ARE SO HOT TOO!"
Really weird, femboy body, kinda gives off a turtle vibe, most likely black hair, if he tells you it’s brown he’s gaslighting you so don’t listen to him.
There is no way to use Caleb in a sentence
Caleb is an amazing boy who is perfect and loving and kind and fun to talk to. he can cheer you up in any situation but he can also be a pain in the ass.
someone: who are you talking to?
me: caleb
someone: oh thats cool! Caleb is a good guy.
A fake ass nigga who don’t get any girl’s, stuck with the droid 🤣. not loyal to ANYONE. he’ll be ya friend then talk hella shit about u behind ya back. his mamma is a dusty ass treesh who wears wigs and created a mistake. also loves to talk shit but can’t fight and got his ass kicked by my nigga. fyi, he follow everyone and is a huge dickrider.
Some kid : yo caleb was talking hella shit about you
Me: oh u mean that dusty ass kid who thinks he the shit but can’t fight or do shit but run his mouth
Some kid: yea him
Calebs are very active and sporty. They have 1 billion passes and can be super crazy and wild and kind of a class clown but are also very smart and a high achieving. They are very popular and love working with groups and hanging out with friends. Calebs are also very open to trying new things are they have a very bright future. They are good at selling things and making deals and know pretty much anyone. One of the boys that will stick around forever and be the most loyal companion you can have.
“Yo, what’s Caleb? You wanna meet me and boys after school?”
“Yessirrrr”