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Zam Clam: is the term used, for when a cheesy joke is inserted at the end of a conversation, and everyone involved laughs. often seen at the end of my 80's sitcoms and cartoons.
The origin of the Zam Clam goes as far back as awkward silences have ended conversations. The actual term begins with Kris Straub and Scott kurtz inventing it in their Daily podcast; "The Daily Affirmation" episode number 11
The band of superheros just finished defeating their arch nemesis, the "BARBER" who is made entirely out of scissors
and as they watch the police haul off their captive, one hero exclaims "Well, that was a "Hair Raising" experience."
Everyone Laughs, role credits.
When used by Kris and Scott, one will make the cheesy joke and they will both laugh followed by nonsensical words i.e. (ha ha bling pow wiz blort Zam Clam. all of this was shortened to the term Zam Clam.
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A clam biscuit is pipe or a bong bowl filled with marijuana that has been burned down to its last hit.
Hey John, dump out that clam biscuit and load a fresh one!
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See Dutch Oven and Queef. Similar to the Dutch oven however it can only be done by a woman. The woman queefs under the covers and pulls them over her bedmate's head to keep them trapped in the stink.
Did you see my youtube video of me doing a crazy Clam Bake my boyfriend? For some reason he is no longer returning my phone calls....
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n. a assclam is a person who, is always wrong talks shit and falls on his cock
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Penial insertion into the Vagina, preceded by vaginal insertion. High risk of UTI and other vaginal infections. But loads of fun (sperm:-)
"And then she was all;
"Fuck me! Fuck me!"
So I said;
"Shut up bitch, or I'll Dirty Clam the shit outta you!"
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The product of ejaculating while being infected with chlamydia.
The doctor told me I have chlamydia, but I had sex with this chick last night and when I came she swallowed all of my clam milk.
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