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The sound a human penis makes as it ejaculates, according to comedian Doug Stanhope.
This is a physical manifestation of my love for you...BLORT!
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blowing bubbles into a woman's vagina
Michael would just keep on blorting until she reached climax. it worked every time.
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Sound effect originally attributed (by myself) to tubgirl.com. Now used as a general word with many applications, such as an expression of disgust or an emphasis of something disgusting or displeasing.
Some Person: Shit I just crapped my pants!!
You: blort.
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A response to a statement that you did not understand
someperson: I think the framajam requires fenestration
you: Blort?
someperson: What?
you: Exactly
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A blort is a domesticated animal that exhibits three of the seven deadly sins (gluttony, greed and sloth) constantly and simultaneously. Can also be used for humans if the human is particularly blortish.
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to blow bubbles into a woman's vagina for her pleasure
Michael was the best blorter around. Women would come from far and wide to experience this sexual wonder.
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Blort is an onomatopoetic term for the sound of a dog farting while asleep.
Dog: *blort*
You: Stick a cork in it, Pugsley!
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