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Going under a bridge to take a shit.
Based on the fairytale troll that lives under a bridge, has nothing to do with Internet trolling. If you find a lump of excrement under a bridge that looks human sized it must have been a troll that left it.
Guy 1: Why was Tom's car in the side of the country road, next to that bridge?
Guy 2: Tom was probably taking a troll dump.
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Back in ancient times, before battles of yore, the Romans would prepare themselves to fight against legends and other beings. In order to cleanse themselves, they would take (for their time) the greatest dump in recorded history. If you take such a cleansing dump that you can accurately predict the moment of the next good fortune that you will experience, you have just taken a roman dump.
Revealing to others that you have taken a roman dump will instantly improve your charisma score and open up more favorable dialogue choices.
Man 1: You have been in the bathroom all day! Did you fall in?
Man 2: Nahh..I just took a roman dump.
Man 1: Wow. You are my God.
Man 2: Of course - it was the only way.
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A chick that you want to have sex with, and that's about it. Some men will go to the extent of having the girl be their girlfriend. But after they have sex, the man leaves them for another woman to hump and dump.
Robby: I want to hump and dump this one chick.
Isaiah: She's a bitch.
Robby: Oh never mind.
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When you turn around what you were sitting on the toilet for is nowhere to be seen.
I was shitting on the toilet, then when I turned around there was nothing there, I think I just did a ghost dump.
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During sex when a man packs a fat lip of lady grizz (chewing tobacco) and is banging a girl from behind. When he approaches climax he starts making beeping noises like a truck in reverse, and proceeds to pull his bottom lip outward and tilting his head downward allowing the warm clump of chew to fall on the girls back.
1) Bro, i was hittin it from behind with a fat boy in and then i dump trucked a huge shwab of grizz wintergreen on her ass.
2) Dude, me and that chick banged at the party last night, but i didn't have time to take out my lipper so i had to dump truck her ass.
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when some asshole dumps a bunch of their past trauma on you. especially when it’s unexpected or at inappropriate timing.
“milo just texted me this whole trauma dump for sympathy”
“no way dude trauma dumpers are the worst”
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A large shit taken following desi (Indian, Pakistani, Bangladeshi) food. This is usually due to the spiciness of our cuisine.
After my friend Mike ate some of my mother's chicken curry, he had to take a Desi Dump.
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