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If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.

I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.

by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023


Harry fit

This is some made up nonsense that doesn't actually exist. Anyone who uses it is missing a few marbles.

Jackie told Patrick her mom was going to have a harry fit. Patrick told Jackie that word doesn't exist, and that she is clearly missing a few marbles.

by Dadwithoutunderscores December 5, 2022


Fitting Room

A melting pot where various ethnicities go to try on clothing, and sweat. This makes the Fitting Room unbearably muggy and smell absolutely pungent.

Kid: Mom, it’s so hot and smelly in the fitting room, when can we leave?

Mom: Well, I still have this t-shirt to try on .

by Maryjohnsn20 April 7, 2019


Perfect Fit

Someone who is cast for a role that is destined for them. Synonymous to a key and a lock, one key in a draw of many other keys. Only one fits the lock, and this is it, two people who are just destined to be together, two people who don’t even know how good they are as one.

Two people who perfect for one another, befitting of true love, of lock and key.

Nick and Charlie are the perfect fit for each other, they both compliment so perfectly.

by heart has stopped April 25, 2022


Kinniftian Fit

A specific fit characterized by a sense of panic, total confusion and the feeling of being rushed, specifically within the context of a school assignment.

The worksheet was so confusing I had a Kinniftian Fit.

by msyterious_no September 6, 2018


piss factory fit

A term used to describe someone having a major tantrum.

Tom: Dude, Sarah was totally pissed when I told her she didn't need to eat anymore Happy Meals. She had a fit!

George: Man, I bet she had a piss factory fit!

by Aphik November 4, 2010


fit guy

Eddie Munson.
This guy. 😚👌MWAH!
Sebastian Stan.
Steve Harrington.
RDJ
Chris Hemsworth
Timothee Chalamalabingbong

“Hey! Look at that fit guy over there.”

Eddie Munson’s a fit guy.”

by Stevemunson July 7, 2022