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When a Frat Boy screws up, so much so, that his brothers wouldn't want to claim him.
Girl 1: "Did you see Johnny totally frat boy fail last night?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, he puked in the bar. What a light weight!"
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Having a pointless, useless existance and never amounting to anything in life. Much like being a useless tool no one wants to be around and overall general douchebaggery and never doing anything right. Also being known as the Karen of the group (see Dane Cook joke).
Sarcastic Jackass #1 : Kyle is just...so fucked up. He must have the Epic Fail Syndrome. It runs in the Demartino family.
Sarcastic Jackass #2: Yeah, why else would he have to lie about going to college. Did you hear he actually ASKED a girl to "reserve his spot for a partner project"? Who the fuck does that?
Sarcastic Jackass #3: Lmfao what a faggot
Girl (EFS subject asked to reserve spot) : OMFG I cant stand that fucker! Hes gotta have some sort of learning disability, he jsut stands there and flips his hair. Damn right he has Epic Fail Syndrome!
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Points that are awarded to a person the generally fails at life. If the person does something that is done correctly or accomplishes a task without hurting them self and the task is done like a normal person, then Anti-Fail Points will be rewarded. Once a person has earned enough Anti-Fail Points, they will be considered a normal non-failing person. (That will be determined by the normal people.)
Justin: Good job, Nick!
Nick: Now do I have enough Anti-Fail Points to not be considered a failure?
Justin: No, Nick. Keep working on it and maybe one day you will!
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1).Oft used line from legendary band The Clash used in "Safe European Home" and titular "Rudie can't Fail". A "Rudie" is an icon of its subculture with supposed powers invisible to the rest of society.
In FakeNews:- White skinned Ska rudeboys and rudegirls give their money to their darkest, dreadlocked, coolest, charismatic, usually drinking a beer, friend:- the Rudiest Rude - "Rudie". This "Rudie", they believe, has incredible ability to stumble upon contacts, commit crime like buying cannabis in UK, quickly, clandestinely, efficiently in any strange location, based on sub cultural prejudices. They just hand over their money, push them out in public, to do amoral work and believe, culturally, "Rudie Can't Fail!"
2)Strategy being used by Republicans and Donald Trump's Defence Team that Rudie Giuliani is their
"Rudie Can't Fail!"
"How you get a rude and a reckless?
Don't you be so crude and feckless
You been drinking brew for breakfast
Rudie can't fail" The Clash
"Rudie" so credible, even "normal" within the subculture, actually is quite visible to the general public as somewhat eccentric, entertaining, smooth talking, but certainly suspicious and activity worth reporting to the police.
US TOURIST "Ya know I gotta pal that can be dropped off outside any cantina in ELA - never been there before - we give him our money and in hour he's back, smiling, the best coke deal and we drive off. These total strangers look at his full body tattoos, knife scarred 400lbs and "big, beautiful eyes" and just trust him! Anywhere! It's really screwed up! - I wouldn't show my face in those neighbourhoods, Man!"
UK RUDEBOY " I gotta Ska mate like that - ironically - don't look like THAT though! - Any strange place, give him the dosh and that Rudie Can't Fail... Where's that mate of your's now?"
US TOURIST "Prison"
UK RUDEBOY "Yeah mine too..."Rudie to "Yardie"
When a story is presented as heartwarming but ends up illustrating a societal failure. An example of this would be a very elderly cashier getting an award for not missing a day of work in decades, while the US allows his employer to not give paid time off and does not pay a living wage.
Person 1: Did you see that a school got a donation to finally have heating?
Person 2: Considering we are the largest economy in the world, that’s some fail good story material there.
Several women in this group have blocked me on discord for contacting them privately. You know…heh….the irony is that whenever I contact my fellow men from this group I am generally met with an enthusiastic response. I wonder why that is….
I could use my status within this group to humiliate all of you. But I'm a gentleman and the torment it would put you through does not comply with my ethics. You skanks know who you are, and if you're even capable of reading this, here were my true intentions. Hopefully you'll come around to changing your mind about me (if you're not a complete idiot that is).
First off, yes I'll admit I find some of you pretty attractive. I am a normal, healthy, biological male. Of course I'm attracted to women, and that should be seen as a compliment. That does not automatically mean my intentions were to sleep with you. I don't understand how the words 'Hi, how are you?' gets translated into 'Hi, do you have a boyfriend?'But women these days seem to think that hetero men are incapable of having a platonic relationship with the other sex.
To all the other E-girls who haven't responded or have been a bit timid in their replies, please don't take this post the wrong way. As you can see I didn't tag any of the women who wronged me on this post, and I will always respect your decision. As you can tell, my interests are mainly in the high arts, and I can guarantee you that at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and knowledgable friend.
do not trust the beast, epic fail worm
A person who may or may not become the German Chancellor. Most likely from Austria.
Person 1: Hey, I heard Daniel failed art school
Person 2: Isn't he Austrian?
Person 1: and he's a failed art student...
Person 2: oh no.