Half Decent

Schrödinger's decent.

Something that is mediocrely good and mediocrely bad at the same time

used when you don't want the opposite person to know whether you find something above average good or just about below average..

Shaun: Did you watch that movie I told you about?
Z: yes
Shaun: how was it?
Z: You know what, It was half decent!

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half dig

Scottish drug slang for 3.5 grams of cocaine or heroin.

Hey, Sick-Boy, spot us a half dig of Peruvian flake, you know I'm good for it, mate.

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Half-Job

A painful, unsatisfying and never ending hand job. This is due to the fact the the girl administering it has no idea what she is doing and it always ends in you saying stop or her giving up.

"Yo dude how was that girl last night"?
"It sucked all I got was a half-job"

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half-man

A British drinking game, usually takes place in a park or at a festival, where toilets are far away. Involves each person drinking 8 pints of beer without urinating throughout; the idea being that there are on average 8 pints of blood in the human body, so after 8 pints of beer without any coming out you're half-man half-beer.

Grab some tins, we're going to Hyde Park to do Half-Man.

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half-tard

Somebody half as smart as a retard

What are you some kind of half-tard??

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Half Retarded

Something that has happened or someone that seems to have the stupidity equal to half of a retard's intellect.

"This homework is half retarded"
or
"You're half retarded"

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Half Cast

1. How not to spell 'Half Caste'

2. Has nothing to do with poety. It derives from the indian caste system

Half Cast is an example of really bad spelling

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