im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs

to leave, pass out, good bye

"you leavin bro?" "yeah im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs, peace"

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YoU ShOUlDnT bE My fRiEnD. Im UgLy

Yes, you are. not because of your looks, because im hearing this.

Defined;
Friend: YoU ShOUlDnT bE My fRiEnD. Im UgLy wHY aRE yOU, mY fRieND?
Me: you know, why am I?

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Slay the house down boots houston im deceased

Its a more betters version of slay, its the moment and its giving rich and expensive. If you dont know what slay the house down boots houston im deceased means then you probably a loser. Im talking to you aiden fisher. But yeah its the best word in the dictionary and only losers dont say it.

person 1: I ate!

person 2: omg slay the house down boots houston im deceased!!

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its your world im just living in it

I'm just here to do your will have at it

Husband: Do you want me to get you a new truck or an rv
Wife: I don't know its your world im just living in it

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im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

Every single comment on cursed videos

Guy: sees cursed video

*comments im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

*gets fame

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im bored what do i do google

when you are so bored that you decide to type "im bored what do i do google" but you already typed it into google so now your typing it in urban dictionary. Like do your homework. Or watch youtube. Or play a game. Or do what your mom says and read a book. Or come back here, I don't care!

You: Ugh i'm so bored! I don't want to do my homework! Oh, I have an idea! *types "im bored what do i do google" into google* This is boring. *types "im bored what do i do google" into Urban Dictionary.* OOoooOoOooOOOoOooO

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i guess im just a play date to you

the audio on tiktok where 12-29 year olds dance in slow motion like Timothée Chalamet

*plays play date by melanie martinez*
girl 1: omg this is the best part!
girl 2: omg yessss
*dances in slow motion*

i GuEsS iM jUsT a PlAy DaTe tO yOu

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