grab her like a six pack

Just like two in the pink one in the stink.

WHen you carry a six-pack of beer you can put two fingers in the holes and your thumb in another.

So when you grab her like a six-pack, you put two fingers (middle and ring) in her pussy, and your thumb in her asshole.

Then you can carry that light bitch around like a six pack and treat her like the freak she is

Andy: That fucking girl of your let you grab her like a six pack last night?
Donald: You, she loves it when I do that.

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Dancin dude from six flags

Old dude that dances in six flags commercials. This dancin dude cracks me up all the time.

da_da_da_da_DA-DA

dance, dude, dance!

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Eighty six year old virgin

More than double the age of the 40 year old virgin.

Paul will be an eighty six year old virgin in fifty something more years.

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six tenders in my four piece

When a girl (or whomever) discovers her man’s penis is larger than she expected.

“I hooked up with Patrick last night; got six tenders in my four piece.”

six hooker shower orgy

when you rent a house and the hotel across the street (constantly being shook down or "shot up on the block") and there are hookers (atleast 6) who are having a orgy in the shower after a crack deal. Usually spawning a crackbaby with infectious disease. (ex. aids, cancer, radiation dick, or some shit like that)

Hey look over there, there's a "six hooker shower orgy" going on at the crackhead inn.

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Six in one-half dozen

A shortened form of "six in one-half dozen in the other".

Used to represent or describe the same outcome of two circumstances.
50/50.

You could take the highway, or take city roads. It doesn't really matter, they both take 10 minutes, it's six in one-half dozen.

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Six flags over Jesus

Any roll around on the floor church.

Oral Roberts University is a total Six flags over Jesus, man.
Aces, yo.

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