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placing a bagal around your gentitals and using it as a masturbating device later to jizz on it and eat it
I am so humgry i can eat a jizz bagel
A sex act done by pouring a tablespoon of McDonald's sprite soda onto a woman's clitoris. Can also be described as "queefing pop rocks"
"Dude I just gave Jessica a Fizz and Jizz last night!"
When you pour a tablespoon of McDonalds sprite on a girls clit and watch that mf fizz up like sum queefing pop rocks
Bitches always think they freaky till they meet a mf like me who gone tie them down and give them the fizz and jizz.
when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts so loud and such a high pitch that it sounds like a trumpet and launching the jizz forward, thus making it a jizz trumpet
Bro you wont believe it, she totally played the jizz trumpet last night.
When you pour McDonald’s sprite down her coochie.
Brian: “My girl wanted me to do the fizz jizz last night.”
Gary:” Did you do it?”
Brian:” Yeah the McDonald’s Cashier was confused though.”
Gary: “Doesen’t she have a public humiliation kink tho?”
Brian: “Yeah, So?”
jerkey made of, or mostly consisting of jizz.
Karen:"Hey Mike! This jizz jerkey is delicious!"
Not to be confused with jazz hands. A temporary condition that occurs when a guy finishes masturbating, primarily in the shower, and he looks down at his hands to see some jizz still there. He tries to wash it off, bit it just stays on his hand, then moves to the other hand, then back. He finally gets it off and onto the shower floor after like 5 minutes of trying. This is why you have to make sure the jizz hits the floor, not your hands.
Gary: ...ahhhhhh...
Gary: Okay, now I'm done fapping and can now focus on my sad, lonely existence. Let me just look at my hands before I wash my hair - wait, what? Dammit, I guess I got jizz hands.