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The penalty kick- a situation in soccer when the ball is placed on the penalty spot for a free kick at goal as a result of some bullshit a defender pulled in the penalty area. The only player allowed to defend the kick is the goalkeeper and it is their responsibility to bail out their team with a save but the goalkeeper is given a very small chance in succeeding. If the goalkeeper succeeds in saving the penalty kick they are usually dubbed a "hero" by their team. If they are scored on (which is typically the case) the goalkeeper should yell at their defender to let them know that their ass should be on the line next time they decide to pull said bullshit. On the other end if the penalty taker misses the shot then they shall be called a national disgrace, never to take a penalty again, and should probably choose a different career path than professional soccer.
1. Our goalkeeper made a sick save on a penalty kick today man. He is my hero.
2. Gk) Dude I hate my defence man.
Person) why?
Gk) cause they keep pulling bullshit plays in my penalty area and expecting me to bail their dumbasses out on the penalty kick that they conceded.
3. Person 1) Did you see Simone Zaza's penalty kick in the 2016 euro cup. He missed by a mile from 12 yards.
Person 2) jeez what a national disgrace to the Italian nation. He should pick a different career.
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Girl 1-Men can be brought to their knees by a simple kick in the manhood!
Girl 2-It's not so simple, you have to kick them under the dick, in the balls. It's the balls that hurt.
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The period before a thot (a.k.a slut/hoe/promiscuous woman/ratchet) begins to twerk to where she kicks her legs out one after the other in rhythm to stimulate the movement of the lower body to whichever song of their choice or anybody elses at the current moment
"Damn, did you see Quavasha do her thot kick before you began dropping that ass? Shit was unreal!"
"You keep thot kicking like that you might pull a damn muscle before you start your actual twerking Tyrevia"
"Oh my god, I can't stand that bitch Latoya, she think she can thot kick like nobody else at this fucking party"
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Alternative to "kick ass!", but said with a strange accent where "ass" is replaces with "ash". Meant to be used as a replacement to "awesome" or "fun". Also used when the user doesn't want to sound like they're saying "ass".
Yo! that party was kick ash!
You want to go to a kick ash gig?
Kick his ash!
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similar in nature to a roundhouse kick. Only performed by a person with no martial arts training and not much of a vertical jump. Typically used by bar patrons on inadimate objects on the walk home.
"Give'r a wind kick"
"I wind kicked the shit out of that garbage can"
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When somebody is brutally honest or mean regarding something you are sensitive about, and you get your feelings hurt:
e.g.1: They made fun of my accent. I pretended to be part of the fun but it was a kick in the Kellogg's.
e.g.2: Boy-oh-boy, the teacher really kicked me right in the Kellogg's when she said that I can't sing.
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Kicking Shins basically means Good!
GTA V is Kicking Shins.
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