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when you get a blow job in the shower while washing your armpits.
i was dirty so i took a shower and ended up getting a wet monkey
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(n). An individual who uses a public access computer not for research, but for social purposes such as MySpace, chat, Friendster.
2. Also, a pun on "space monkey".
The internet cafe was full of latte sipping myspace monkeys.
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A person that works at the back of tenpin bowling centers and fixes the machines.
Plays upon the fact that people used to restand pins manually before the automatic machines were produced.
Hey, go get that pin monkey to fix our lane!
That stupid pin monkey does nothing back there!
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a pussy whith fat cheeks, a big meaty taco, that gives you a mouthfull once eaten, a huge cameltoe pussy. that is so good . i love to eat a fat monkey anytime.
damn that girl has a fat monkey.
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Variant of "juice monster." A user of anabolic steroids, especially one who uses them to excess.
Juice monkey refers to a juice monster when they are dancing, as they usually shirtless, have their upper body muscles tense and barely moving with their legs stomping out of sync to the rhythm.
The other ravers were offended by the obnoxious juice monkey taking up the front of the dance floor.
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A fart that feels like your anus and sphincter are being torn apart by a thousand monkeys!
Aaaagh! I've been farting all day and my arse is sore from the Monkey Claw I did after that curry!
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A particularly hirsute female pubic region resembling a primate's forehead.
Sue sported a very fine monkey's forehead.
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