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National STD Day

The day where people get to share their STD’s and not get called gay. The day where you can also give anyone you want STD’s. Happens on November 3rd. so basically where Beyoncé and Jay Z trade STD’s.

Kyle: hey homie, want some STD’s?

Chad: nah bro, that’s weird

Kyle: but it’s National STD Day!
Chad: oh shit go ahead then I’m gay today

by karenismysugardaddy October 21, 2019


National Cheems Day

June 12 is a day to celebrate the the wonderful Cheems dog and all that he has done for us in this dark dark time

Guy 1: You know what day it is?
Guy 2: No?..
Guy 1: You absolute buffoon it is National Cheems Day!
Guy 2: O shit

by that_one_spoon May 7, 2020


National Spoon Day

A day in which everyone must send grainy photos of themselves holding comically sized spoons, usually of a medium size. Generally occurs on August 13th, with the first occurrence being on August 13th 2020

"Hey man are you free to hang out on August 13th?" "Nah bro sorry, I'm busy celebrating National Spoon Day"

by Definition Kong August 13, 2021


national chav day

national chav day is on the 1st september every year. this is the day where most chavs go out and act like they own the place.

oh god, its national chav day. stay indoors!

by summeroceanwave September 1, 2020


national wlw day!

october 5th is national wlw day

wlw = woman loving woman

it could also be lesbian day so it could also be nblw (nonbinary loving woman) or wlnb

person one: do you wanna be my gf?
person two: is it october 5th?
person one: yes it’s national wlw day!

person two: yes!! let’s listen to girl in red and play with kittens

by trina vega hater October 3, 2022

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National Kobe day

This is the day we remember a Legend and we know this by 8/24 his jersey numbers in the NBA

Y’all look it’s national Kobe day

by January mans January 28, 2020


national 4lifers day

june 14

national 4lifers day is for someone who’s your 4lifer

“your my 4lifer
well... it’s national 4lifers day”

by lia kaula June 8, 2021