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Anywhere other than an actual garbage can. Example: The ground.
While driving down the freeway, Jose threw is beer can out the window into the Mexican garbage can.
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A self-mocking quip in answer to a questioning of the quality of your home when in compare to those at the annual Parade of Homes venue. Also demonstrative of the will and resistance to refrain from burning down a row of garishly displayed high-fallutin' mansions.
A phrase derived from the winning entry of the "Parade of Homes for the Down and Out." This is a custom built street person abode. The eclectic Hobo's answer to 'splendid living' and keeping up with 'Hobo Jones' affluent.
A mocking quip directed to you and your kind in gesture as to what you can afford in public housing. Addendum: Such directed quip would also convince one to burn down a row of garishly displayed high-fallutin' mansions.
Said one Hermit Crab to the other: Hey Gatsby, I see your Livable Sardine Can won this year's first prize in the Parade of Homes on Cannery Row contest!
My entry into this years Parade of Homes is The Livable Sardine Can.
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Randle No Can Handle means a person can't handle the amount of weed they smoked or the amount of alcohol they consumed. The symptoms of Randle No Can Handle is when a person throws up or knocks out cold.
originated in Hawaii
Guy 1: Duuude, ty just passed out from drinking to much vodka.
Guy 2: Ahhhh randle no can handle
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Usually said to or about someone who is really attractive and who you would have sexual relations with.
*Girl on the phone and texting a guy.
Girl on end of the phone - "Who you texting?
Girl on phone - "Oh, just Mark"
Girl on end of phone - "Oh well, Tell him I said 'Hi'"
Girl on phone - "Mark, Nicole said Hi"
Mark - "Nicole,... Oh SHE CAN GET IT!"
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I can count two words
My final two words are I CAN COUNT
The act of going to someone's house then proceding to take the garbage bag out of the can then taking a massive dump in the can. After this you can top it off with some throw up and urine to make a thick mess. Lastley you close the lid leaving to mix to soak for preferabley 2-3 hours in a hot climate. Hopefully this mix will cause who ever opens the can to also throw up in it incressing the stench. Similar to a mexican hot pocket
Dude i gave Ryan a trash can surprise after he went to sleep so it will be able to sit for a while.
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Irish slang for a vagina, used with innuendos when trying to hide what you're talking about.
Mickey: So me ol' mate, what were y'up too last night?
Tom: Ah y'know, just gettin' in at me wife's old tin can is all, if ye catch me drift.