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When a girl says"My cousin is here", she means she has got her period.
Judy: Hey, Claire. Wanna go swimming with me?
Claire: Aww, I can't. My cousin is here. Another"shark week" again, you know.
Judy: Oh, bummer!
Menstruation has many euphemisms and here is one: My cousin is here.
The euphemism comes from"country cousin".
Someone may say"Aunt Flo is visiting", while others may prefer "My cousin is here" or "My cousin has come".
1. Spencer: Doctor, I think I'm pregnant cuz my cousin stops coming.
2. Javier: Hey, babe. How are you today? Why do you look upset?
Lydia: Oh, no biggie. It's just... My cousin is here and giving me cramps.
Because there's a bunch of stupid immature horny bastards on the Urban Dictionary.
Person 1: I'm going to go look up Pizza on the Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: That's weird, but if you really want to, that's fine, I guess.
Person 1: Apparently it's an orgy or a sex party.
Person 2: Why is everything on here related to sex?
Why is everything on here related to sex is when u cum all over ur best gf's face & pussy whilst looking up random definitions on urban dictionary and finding out all of them relate to sex in some way, see also "the best nutjob ever"
guy 1: dude i Why Is Everything on Here Related to Sex? 'd Chad's slut last night
guy 2: bro ur fuckin dead
guy 1: wdym-
It's what you say when you see an advertisement for a new development in a part of town that was once cool (see:low rent, dangerous, fun) and you get the hint of dread upon imagining the hoard of NPC yuppies from out of state that will inevitably fill up at least 60% of these polished turd-houses/shit-buildings. ....And all the new traffic that goes along with having several hundred new residents all trying to come and go from the area during certain times of day, in a place without the proper infrastructure to facilitate it.
Someone asks "did you see what they're gonna build down on Gay St?"
You respond (usually prefaced with a sigh that borders on a groan) "Yup. Shame... Here comes the neighborhood"
Leaving in a “fuck this” sort of way
hey, let’s weiner on out of here
Someone who likes to hear all the drama but tries to stay out of it.
I don't want to be involved, I'm only here for the drama