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skilled gamer; needs life
secretly worshipped by many; they need lives
disappeared for long period of time; probably found life
a:omg josh doesnt wanna go play sc with us
b:calls josh* c'mon dont be a HoRnY-hYdRaLiSk
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The act of ejaculating on the stem of an uncut rose, than impregnating an unsuspecting teen by forcibly sticking the rose in their genitals, swabbing it around so to rub the semen off in her ovaduct, and pulling it out.
Mickey Rourke: Danny! You bought me a rose! How sweet!
Danny Trejo: Don't touch! It's covered in... me...
Mickey Rourke" What the hell?! What's your problem?!
Danny Trejo: I'm going to give Miley Cyrus the good old horny rose (wink wink)!
Mickey Rourke: Why the hell would you do that?!
Danny Trejo: Someone's gotta pass on the Trejo legacy!
Mickey Rourke: Is she old enough to take care of a kid?
Danny Trejo: If she were, would it technically be the horny rose?
Mickey Rourke: I guess not. Hey, man, I gotta go!
Danny Trejo: Why?
Mickey Rourke: Because this Urban Dictionary example is getting far too long.
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1) a male Haitian who constantly dances to one move. the grind.
2) this is also known as the H H. or the AYCH HACHE.
3. Evan A. of Great Neck South High School
"ayo we were at senior sweet heart at school. and i swear i saw this Haitian dancing and grindin guys."
"yea its called horny haitian. or the HH. its common.
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A silly name given to the deer hunters of rural New York, who are on the lookout for deer "horns" (antlers) and park their trucks right across from your house.
Steph: A horny hunter just parked in the field. They're going buck hunting.
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Horny energy is the dark energy that is formed in a man’s testicles as he abstains from sexual pleasures.
If a man abstains from sexual pleasure for a long time, he may experience confusion and cause harm to those close to him.
Horny energy is an ancient Egyptian concept.
The story tells that the death god Anubis, took the eunuch men to eternal punishment, because they used dark energy for the wrong purposes.
Horny energy is the dark energy that is formed in a man’s testicles as he abstains from sexual pleasures.
If a man abstains from sexual pleasure for a long time, he may experience confusion and cause harm to those close to him.
Horny energy is an ancient Egyptian concept.
The story tells that the death god Anubis, took the eunuch men to eternal punishment, because they used dark energy for the wrong purposes.
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Having sexual feelings and thoughts without being able to become physically aroused.
A lack of physical arousal may be due to excessive masterbation, intoxication, or being in a public place.
"I was at the gym and got so head horny. But I was wearing shorts so I couldn't do anything about it."
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Andy Lee is often seen storming into his local tobacconist red-faced and cig-horny
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