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When someone takes a hatchet to your dick.
Bitch I'll give you a redneck whip around
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"Redneck beach ball" a bloated dead animal you find while your swimming in the horse trough
, "Hey Rick, is that y'alls cat? He don't look so good. he blown up as big as a redneck beach ball"
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When on insert expensive butter in opposite orifice of preferred roadkill then massage and marinates liver to ones enjoyment and satisfaction.
Buns sure was excited to make redneck foie gras after hitting that doe with his truck . He sure needs a girlfriend , this is the third time this week he’s made that dish
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When a "friend" believes you originated from Texas when infact you lived in Oregon and are English
Hey, didn't you come from Texas?
No! I think this is a case of Redneck Mistaken Identity!
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Any kind of truck designed for showing off rather than function. Often driven by rednecks who never completed high school. Doesn't matter if it's a $50K F250 or a $200 1984 Chevy Beater with 30 inch tires, as long as it's driven to look tough with out serving any function and guzzling too much gas.
You're jogging down the road, you turn the corner and jump for the bushes because the Redneck Short Bus clipped the corner and almost hit you.
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A sexual act, in which a person defecates into their partner's mouth. Then pressing their partners cheeks together causing the fecal matter to gush out of their mouth as if they were squeezing a pudding cup.
Man, Jeff had a video of Tommy shitting in Beth's mouth, then he squeezed her cheeks and yelled REDNECK PUDDING CUP!
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What Democraps will call anyone who disagrees with them.You can be from Lithuania or Africa or Asia and the Democrats will call you a redneck if you disagree with them.
hateful Democrat:"hey look at that Eskimo over there putting up a Bush/Cheney sign"..."you goddamn redneck"(shouted the hateful Democrat in a redneck voice)
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