rice rocket

The type of weak ass gook bike that show off assholes ride.

Jose fell his stupid ass off his rice rocket when he was trying to get road head.

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Rice girl

A motor scooter: fun to ride, but you sure don't want your friends to see you on them.

... Taxes: You pay, and you pay, and then you pay some more and never seem to get anything back

How many Rice girls do I know?

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beat rice

bet rice meaning ugly, stupid or sweaty. along them general lines. It is indeed pretty much an insult.

eg1. the morning after the party, amy was feeling pretty beat rice.

eg2. "urgh. amy you need a shower you are looking beat rice today".

eg3."shut up you beat rice"

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rice pilaf

asian stripper

would love to have some of that rice pilaf

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white on rice

In order of
1)A saying that means to be on to something or close to something.
2)White person getting some Asian sucky-sucky-five-dollar
3)To be correct

Some people think it a slightly racial term because in actuality, rice is brown and is stripped of its protein and converted to dog food. So I guess people think that it means "White is Right!" or something.

Those Trailerpark Mcgees we're in a hootin' and hoohaw, Tuesday HooHaw hootenannie-hodown like white on rice when the Methman came by with more Xtacy and Meth and Crack.

Let me get a HooHaw Tuesday!!!
HooHaw!!

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poop rice

The act of pooping out cocaine that was hidden in one's buttox to get it through airport security

party man#1: did you poop rice today?
party man #2: ya i did it a Dulles Airport
Party man #1: now we can get totally STONED!!!!!!

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rice bike

See crotch rocket

Same difference...

I saw a group of geeks on their rice bikes today.

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