Taxes

Money you have to pay to the state unless you're chill like that.

IRS: You owe us $12 in taxes!
You:🗿
IRS: Damn.

taxes

fuck you

daniel: i pay taxes

jack: fuck you

joe: i commit tax fraud

jack: *pats on the back*

Taxes

A dumb legend made by the government

Bill: Damn I need to pay my taxes
Juan: Bro that's just a dumb legend
Bill: Oh yea

Taxes

That's what Yoshi doesn't pay for

Taxes are gay

taxes

getting more money from jobs? Goverment: all of the $$$$

i hate diong taxes bjhbvkgvkhgvkhgkjghkhgkuhyg

Taxes

Doing it with your spouse while your family member is watching/ wants to play

Hey stop found your taxes in front of me it's getting ridiculous

Taxes

Taxes are another word for the weed

You got taxes bro