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A base-ball bat is a wodden stick. Taht can be used for the game of Base-ball, smashing mailboxes in drive by hittings, or for breaking someone's nose, and even windows. Really fun.
idoit 1: wanna smash some mailboxes?!
idoit 2: SURE!!
me: with what?
idoit 1: duh...a..uh..
idoit 2: A BASE-BALL BAT!!
me: (sigh)
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When bats come at you and you get so scared you shit yourself
That homeless lady is always bat shit crazy
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Look to someone in a very adorable way
Usually she bat her eyes to get what she wants
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A YouTuber who desperately tries to copy iDubbbzTV by having one of the worst hair lines ever to exist. I mean seriously, I'm pretty sure you could see his fore head from outer space.
Writing this so I can tell my friend SynQ Bat to search it. :)
"Damn, your moms legs were spread so wide open, You might as well have called it SynQ Bats hairline!"
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Used in a roast session between two dudes fried out their minds.... starts with "Boi don't jon . I will cut yo bleach Boston baked bean head lookin ass!"
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My Wi-Fi is unbreakable. Derived from a Cantonese phrase in Hong Kong kung fu movies known as "wai faai bat po," which literally means "only speed is unbreakable." The Wi-Fi version came to be when Mike Tyson said the phrase it originates from in the wrong tone.
Kyle: Dude, how come that website loaded so fast?
Chris: Wi Fi bat po
A substance stored in an aerosol can used to repel both living and explosive and/or inflatable sharks. It is often found on bat-helicopters or whereever Batman thinks it would come in handy.
Batman finds himself with a inflatable, explosive shark latched to his leg.
Batman: Robin! Get me the shark repellent bat spray!
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