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jew screw

To acquire one's money through a shady transaction.

I got jew screwed when I signed up for a pyramid scheme and gave my "mentor" $500 to join.

by Chris Ci Walker April 27, 2007

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Orthopoxed Jew

A Jew, whether religious or secular.
who's people are Cursed, who's "race" is cursed, and who's religion is Cursed and supplanted by Orthodox Eastern Christianity.

He's is Rightly (ortho) Poxed (poxed) or Cursed for his perfidiousness and for killing The Messiah or Jesus Christ

Don't mind the perfidious, whiny, orthopoxed jew

by antij March 8, 2005

31๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jew-ISH

A Jew that embraces anything but the full extent of Judaism.

He's a cultural jew, but actually an atheist... he's Jew-ISH

by Biensur22 May 23, 2005

127๐Ÿ‘ 123๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jewing it up

V:The Act of being froogle.

My father Jewing it up, and did not buy me the lacrosse stick i wanted.

by Dylan H. #5 March 26, 2007

49๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


jew claw

A crippled hand, always pointing down, sometimes with retarded freaky-looking unmovable fingers, attached to an arm thats always bent at the elbow, caused by abnormal growth of ligaments, tendons and muscles. Usually jews have this novelty item, and they can use it for purposes such as picking money off of trees and attacking people.

"That fucking jew just tried to claw at me!"
"His jew claw makes me horny."
"She slowly inserted her warm, slippery claw into my anus, and I blew my load all over her."

by Kc0ckz0r May 14, 2006

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jew bag

The bag of gold ALL jews wear around their neck.

Non-Jew "Give me your jew bag!"
Jew "What are you talking about?"
Non-Jew "You know what I am talking about! Give it now!"
Jew "No!"
Non-Jew *pulls out gun* "Give it now or I'll have to wash the blood off!"
*BANG*

by mikeisreallygay May 31, 2006

567๐Ÿ‘ 614๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jew-ntaro

(1 Derogatory term for a tacky Mexican who is a cheapskate

(2) a Mexican who is a tight ass with their money

(3) stingy, cheap, penny pincher, piker, tightwad of Mexican descent

(4)A mix between a Jew and a Chuntaro

Sgt Brown: you owe my lunch

Ssg Gonzales: do to consequences beyond my control we just got a free lunch i was going to pay for lunch thus my debt is settled.

Sgt Brown: your a Jew-ntaro, half Jew half Chuntaro

by Logan Seagull June 22, 2011

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