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A weird guy who’s best friend is probably a crackhead named ryder cause all he does is ride his dog and throw bagels in his Minecraft underwear. Sean has a girlfriend Layla and they constantly break and and get back together.
Holy crap Sean is a flipping crackhead
The best boyfriend in the world, he’s perfect, his smile is amazing and his hugs are the best, being in his arms are the best. He’s just the best I love him
"damn this paper's real smooth and flat!"
"huh what? oh it must be a sean!"
sean is the most gumpy person in this world. there is no one as gumpy as sean. he is very fat and full of himself and needs attention so badly he makes the worst jokes I've ever heard. He gets head from emo bitches who only smoke and don't go to class, and he plays Fortnite instead of doing his homework for the class he has a D in. He also looks like Gaten Matarazzo.
"do you know sean?"
"yeah he's weird as fuck"
sean is a tall hockey player who thinks he is better at the sport than he actually is. He thinks he will make a AAA team when he is going to end up begging to be on jv c BU Kings. He likes to call girls whores when they didn't want him and wanted one of his best friends instead. This has happened 2 times to sean. He likes to get touchy at parties and then deny he did anything or say he has rizz. He gets mad very easily and likes to threaten adding people to group chats. He also likes to stare at girls when they have on tank tops and you can very visibly see where he is looking.
"yo look its Sean, the hockey player"
"oh....."
Your homeless friend that sleeps on your sofa 9 nights a week, promises only one more night then 17 years later is still stealing your drugs and blaming it on your neighbors cat whom he swears sneaks in the house at night & sexually assaults him. He hasn’t worked a job since 2001 but says he is an independent contractor with a tool box with nothing but a a screwdriver & your dead mothers wedding ring
Don’t do drugs kids or your gonna be a Sean!
Sean is a great guy and an amazing friend. Whether you know him as a friend or a boyfriend he raises your standards and proves that great guys do exist in the world. He's goofy, fun, nerdy (in a good way), and makes it impossible to have a boring moment with him. Having a Sean in your life makes you an extremely lucky person and you don't want to take them for granted. He may sometimes feel insecure or overthink, but you will hardly ever hear anyone have a bad thing to say about him. Everyone loves being around him as he's a very charismatic person with plenty of exciting thoughts to share, so make sure you listen and laugh along.
Person 1: Yo that guy seems cool who is that?
Person 2: That's Sean! He's the funniest guy I know