saucy vagina

a major douche bag; or in the literal sense a very greasy vagenus

For some stupid ass reason all the hot girls always go for these saucy vaginas, probably because they have saucy vaginas themselves.

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dickhand vagina

When two puratonikku bros are void of puss for a sufficient amount of time, leading to the joining of hands to replicate the look and feel of a vaginal cavity. Each bro then proceeds to insert their fully heterosexual dicks into the corresponding vaginus hole, and proceed to simulate intercourse.

Bro 1: ha ha bro you know what would be really funny and not at all gay at all? if like we partook in some good ol' fashioned dickhand vagina!
Bro 2: yes bro! YES!

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Vagina Balls

When a girl’s labia is overly long and discoloured, it resembles male balls.

P1 : sends pussy pic
P2 : Damn Josie girl! You got vagina balls

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vagina infinita

The motif recurring in folklore (legends, jokes) of an overly large (even grotesquely vast) vagina--in which objects become lost, into which entire persons tumble, etc. Clearly a projection of masculine fears of sexual inadequacy, the image epitomizes the concept of the voracious and insatiable sexual appetite attributed to some (or all) women. The term was coined (in English, at least) by the folklorist Elissa R. Henken; see Henken and Mariamne Whatley, Did You Hear about the Girl Who--?: Contemporary Legends, Folklore, and Human Sexuality (NY: New York UP, 2000) 121.

Joke (based on the motif of the vagina infinita): A woman is being degitally pleasured. "Oh, your ring hurt me!" "That's not my ring, it's my watch." Legend/rumor (exemplifying the motif of the vagina infinita): A woman loses a tampon (or a hotdog) inside herself.

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vagina sisters

Close friends who have had sex with the same boy. Like vagina cousins, but more important.

Kerri and Christina are the best vagina sisters out there.

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vagina mouth

the smell of vagina on someones breath; someones mouth that looks like a vagina

What up vagina mouth, damn your mouth looks funny, plus your breath smells like a vaginal canal, ha ha ha ha ha.

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Vagina Cheek

The soft, fleshy skin located on the exterior of the vagina.

"Yo Will, when you shagged Harry, did you pull out and cum on her vagina cheek?"

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