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flat waffle

A females ass, as flat as a waffle with dimples all over, such as your girl.

Dylan: "wow your girl has such a flat waffle it's fucking nasty."

by Djsjakrwkaof March 14, 2017


waffle cat

The cat that is a waffle. it hates pancakes, only waffles shall rise.

Ex; Oh look theirs a waffle cat, hid ur pancakes!

by December 11, 2020


Flacid Waffle

When one waffle is softer than the others.

Man, I got a flacid waffle for breakfast.

by veryboredperson May 16, 2022


Waffle Home

A waffle house that ascends from the level of a mere house to a home through excellent service and amazing waffles. This distinction is most often granted between the hours of midnight and 4am, and nearly always by drunk teenagers

“This waffle house is more than a simple house, it’s a waffle HOME.”

by Waffle Home Lover January 5, 2019


fresh waffle

A waffle, that has been made freshly.

Lexa just made a fresh waffle.

Yo, that’s tight.

by BigPapaEJ January 19, 2018


waffle sister

When 2 friends sleep with the same person.. They become waffle sisters..

Judy and Susie both slept with Joe, so now they are waffle sisters

by Jlyn1011 July 26, 2017


stoop waffle

The involuntarily release of poop when bending over.

Jade: oh no
Mindy: what?
Jade: I think I just cooked up a stoop waffle

by mattpacer May 16, 2016