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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
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Pet: dude your hand stinks drop me
luisgamercool23: ok *throws to river*
in this conclusion, adopt me bruh
When he literally makes you lose your mind even though y’all are nothing
Him: “ I’m going to make you feel like the most special thing for three weeks”
Her: “wow I really like him let me express how I feel”
Him: “ yeah jk I lied I’m going to be so dry with you and once you start being dry back imma say small things that get your attention and make you feel special, then be dry again over and over and over”
Her: “ you make me crazy “
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What one might say after coming in a guy’s mouth. Said when one really wants to get off on a guy swallowing one’s fuck paste.
Fuck Dude, that was a hot suck job! Swallow me! Swallow me now!
Meow for me is a kinky thing you do during sex and with real cats you take your cock and put it up a male cats ass and cream
Meow for me is a kinky thing you do during sex and with real cats you take your cock and put it up a male cats ass and cream
Put it in and meow for me pussy cat
The catchiest Random Encounters song known to man
Luke: I just listened to Senpai Notice Me by RE
Alex: Bro i love that song!