this basically means that you're on the verge of shitting your pants or you're currently having explosive diarrhea
"wyd"
"my bowels are betraying me"
Referring to me mates mum who enjoys getting fingered
Usually a work colleagues mum who is as loose as they come aka me Julie
The three magic words to get someone in instant maximum trouble and automatically unwelcome in any group indefinitely.
A: *literally just exists*
B: He makes me uncomfortable
A: *banned forever*
Obviously the world's oldest YouTube video, uploaded in 2005 by Jawed Karim. He talks about the elephants behind him.
San Diego Zoo, California, 2005
Me at the zoo
Jawed: Alright, so here we are in front of the, uh, elephants. The cool thing about these guys is that they have really, really really long, um, trunks. And that's, that's cool. And that's pretty much all there is to say.
When she gives the bomb ass blow job
She dropped the bomb on me, she gave me some bomb ass head
Jack 18, Call me the Rizzard of oz, let me work my magic
500k+ subs on yt, side hobby
Is the tinder profile for a famous YouTuber called Chezitoo
Person 1: have you seen Jack 18 call me the Rizzard of oz?
Person 2: oh pointcrow?