When you squirt Dijon mustard up her butt and then have her fart onto a hot dog and eat it.
“I had the best hot dog last night”
“Was it a hot tessa?”
“Bro I wish”
"She thinks she's crash-hot, but she's a total fucking poser."
Person wearing Air Force 1’s and mom jeans.
“Hot tuna coming in at your 12 o’clock”
When she is completely wrong and won't admit it. That bitch needs a hot oil enima
A weird way to say condom.
To use a sock to cover the ejac when masturbating.
"Hold on Jenny, I need my Hot Dog Sock."
"I'm about to blow, better grab the Hot Dog Sock."
When you have been riding in the hot car and things get a bit musky down there.
Baby, I gotta take a shower before we have fun because I got hot car pussy.