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something genshin and valorant players wont have

"HE PLAYS VALORANT?! He probably never had sex."

by tekgtikftrg September 6, 2022


sex

babiesjust babies-

you: ayo wanna have sex?!?

*random person* uhh why?
you: because i want babies! so sex??
*random person* ok

by mar.. September 25, 2021


Sex

1) The gender one is born as

2) Something most people on urbandictionary.com won't ever have (consensually)

3) You know

1)
Person A
Sex: Male
Person B
Sex: Male
Person C
Sex: Female

2) "People who slap sexual meanings on non-sexual terms and/or define real-life names won't ever have sex in their life. Well, at least without committing a serious crime called rape."

3) you know you know

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022


Sex

When something tastes smells looks or sounds too good to be true.

Teressa says: This song is sex to my ears

Philip says: I know right it so good

by Godisgreat45 February 16, 2023


sex

sex

sex

by February 9, 2021


Sex

Ok so your looking for some juicy stories cause you’re horny so here you go.

"Follow me." I lead him to my bedroom. I walk toward him and kiss him ever so passionately. He doesn't seem to mind because we start to make out. Tounge is included. He leads me the bed and I fall on it. He gets on top of me and his hands slide up my shirt. He grabs and rubs my tits, and I moan. I whisper dirty things in his ear and tell him to take off my shirt. He obeys and soon my bra is off too. He sucks my tits as I grab his crotch. I moan, and he pulls off my pants. He pulls off my panties and I realize he's still fully dressed. He quickly takes off his shirt as I pull off his pants and boxers. I whisper in his ear to fuck me. Soon he's inside of me, fucking me hard. I scream for him to go faster and he obeys. I scream for him to go harder and he obeys. I scream for him to go deeper and he obeys. I moan, my pussy wet. I feel warm liquid seep into my vagina. He cummed. I stick my finger in my pussy, get a fingerful of the stuff, then put it in my mouth and swallow it. We fuck hard throughout the night. And.in the morning we fuck again. Before he leaves we have more sex, and make out. He leaves, and I realize I love him. 2 Months Later

I'm scared, we fucked again a month ago, before he left for his business trip. He's back now and.I'm visiting him. I knock on the door. He answers and I go inside. I tell him we need to talk and he freaks out. When we're both sitting i lean forward and say, "Daniel, I'm pregnant." He gives me a look, and says under his breath, "Fuck

by Wow!What a year! July 28, 2021


sex

sex is thew most amazing feeling in the world. you wont forget when the dick goes in to that pussy

i miss have a dick in me. sex is so good

by sexy cunt by mum November 25, 2021