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She sent me two videos 🤤🤤

This was written by a very wise fatty as this piece of intellectual text has made this fatties life extraordinary. This fatty was so happy that he proved to his boys that he gets some puss. We are all happy for him as he has proven himself to be da top darg. This has impacted his life positively as he realises fat boys get some as well. The trenches love u fatty and never stop getting those videos. Signing out.
From Oblock da family

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She sent me two videos 🤤🤤🤤

by oblockdafamily April 30, 2024


show me your nails

When you ask your partner (in this instance a woman in general) to show their nails and another things more explicitly as she can take

Her breast in her hands

-"i asked her "show me your nails" and she sent a pic of her tits with her nails over them"
-"what color where the nails?"
-"huuh idk"

by Trunkishamuel January 01, 2022


<.7.9.7.6.>I Be Like YOu Are Trying TO Miss Me<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Be Like YOu Are Trying TO Miss Me<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Be Like YOu Are Trying TO Miss Me<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 02, 2025


Everything is about me

No I don't think that. The people around me want it to be about THEM and what THEY want me to do. I literally don't even have to be there and they WANT ME TO HAVE TO BE THERE. They get something out of it.

Hym "It's not that everything is about me it's that they refuses to let it NOT be about me until I let them compel my behavior and whatt YOU are doing is filibustering until I give up and go away. And you think I'm a psychopathic narcissist? You think I'm the thing I said I am and that somehow detracts from the fact that I called your religion a 'Psychopathic Narcissist worshipping incest cult that makes YOU think you're better than everyone because your pee-pee feels good when you fuck your wife and 9 months later you have a little clone that you have complete dominion over so you can re-live your own life again from a different perspective before you die so you can have the double life in some weird "God in the garden of Eden" fetish and then you can get mad at your kid when they don't do what you tell them "That's not what I would do! You're living me life wrong!"?' That's what YOU do and somehow I'M the creep? You freak! You're the one doing the incest cult shunning ritual to me, fuck-face! You're the one who picked a side you fucking incest freak!"

by Hym Iam May 18, 2024


I am [person] in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

A definition originating in 2024.
Origin;
I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am not the original creator of this definition.

I am person in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

by fortcraft moment February 25, 2025


Woooosh on me,

A phrase used at the beginning of a sentence.

It's used to express the own acknowledgement that what one is replying to could be a joke.

It roughly translates into: "You could be joking, but I believe to have seen enough people who meant similar things. Also, I hate Woooosh-culture and don't want to give anyone the satisfaction to woooosh me in case it's a joke."

Person A: There is a fly in my soup.

Person B: Woooosh on me, but that's a raisin.

Person A: We should dine-n-dash.

Person B: Woooosh on me, but that's illegal and a dick move.

Person A: I'm always eating my greens but don't lose weight.

Person B: Woooosh on me, but I don't think it works like that.

by I-Don't-Want-A-Nickname September 28, 2019


Fuck Me Sweater

- A sweater that screams "don’t you want to see what's underneath this?"
- A sweater that makes a persons body such an enigma that you want nothing more for them to take it off.
- A sweater that gives off a cute, nerdy, but still incredibly sexy vibe.
- Just because it's cold out doesn't meant you cant dress like a hoe.

Person 1: I'm from Florida. I don’t know how to dress cute when it's cold outside.
Person 2: Bitch, you need a fuck me sweater.

by itsgivingcvnt November 17, 2022