D-DOB

Acronym for Double Day-Old Balls. Mainly associated with college students who haven't bothered to shower in at least two days and are now starting to notice a lower half aroma ascending towards their nostrils. Can be particulary problematic when the student is getting some face time with a pretty girl.

I can't be trying to tap that shit when I got D-DOB.

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S-a-D

(abbreviation) In short, SUCK A DICK. In long-speak, the condensed, shorthand sequence of print heralding defiance, contempt and disgusting indifference stopping short of outright hatred to its intended recipient Simplistic, straight to the point, and more oftentimes than not easy to translate without any previous exposure to the sequence. Coined, created and transcribed by well known International Phrase-coiner and Exhibitionist N. Nick in his successful attempt and creation in producing in abbreviation that was sincere and heart felt degradation to its intended yet remaining not overtly profane and blatantly vulgar to nearby witnesses.

Touring some of the town’s more seedy and dingy parts John and Paul amused themselves as they attempted to decipher and interpret some of the local color bursting in multiple colorings and shadings. “Ehhhhh” sang John, in that absolutely aggravating as Fuck English accent everyone seems to notice, “Wonder wot that over there in red and black paint is supposed to be about?” Reading it aloud he began “S-a-D” seeming to make his reproduction sound like a question. “Shit, you’re such a dumbshit, John, ‘Suck A Dick’, Muthafucka, what the bloody hell’s wrong with you?” Paul asked noticeably aggravated and impatient. “Suck A Dick, Suck A Dick, Suck A Dick… Suck This Dick, Jesus-fucking-Christ already. Suck A Dick, John. Go fuck-all, muthafucka”.

D-milz

An infamous earth science known for his extremely large sister and not teaching anything during class

Student 1:what did d-milz teach us

Student 2: nothing

Sunn!D

the meaning of life its self ;the reason the sun rises and sets ;the thing that makes jello jiggle
the secret ingredient in Coke; the beez third nut ...it's everything you need to know...and even more of what you don't

Teacher: ...so that would mean the subtotal would be ?
Student: Sunn!D.
Teacher: Wow! A+

Kid: Mommy were do babies come from?
Mommy: Sunn!D

You: Why should I continue living?
*voice whispers* Sunn!D...

SA&D

Abbreviation of Systems Analysis and Design - the process of seeing what people need to do their jobs and developing information systems based on those observations.

John, an SA&D expert, recommended the implementation of a CRM database.

nuzzle the D

what two male roommates do to each other when no one is around

Guy 1: "Hey will you come nuzzle the D?"
Guy 2: "Sure man that sounds wicked fun!"

S²D²

Same Shit - Different Day
(mathematical expression)

When asked what I'm doing at work, I usually answer S²D².