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Guy that only goes out with a girl attending a top-tier law school in the hopes that he will cash in some of her sky's-the-limit salary.
Girl 1: Sandy, have you seen Jessica's new boyfriend?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's such a law school boyfriend
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May 2nd; A day where you appreciate yo mans for who he isss!! 🤪 Give him a quick kiss, hug, or whatever to show that you love him. If you single, it’s the only chance you get to legally hug yo crush 🥰
Girl 1: Yo get over there and give your mans a hug!!
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: Didn’t you hear, it’s National Boyfriend Day!!
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A gay male that gets fucked in the ass by they're big dick black boyfriend.
The dark skinned man said in his deep voice pointing to a fraile white man, "That's Bob my bend over boyfriend."
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When your boyfriend does something stupid that gets you in trouble. specifically at work. He does nothing to admit his guilt and lets you take the fall. He sits back and watches as your boss belittles you for a mistake he thinks you did. And when all is said and done there is no apology, yet he notices your upset. All that is said is "do you think you should be on antidepressants"
"I lost my overtime because i was stuck under the boyfriend bus"
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Girls who renege on interracial romance at the last minute because her friends have threatened to ostracize her from the herd.
Bai Lin: I have a boyfriend.
Maurice: Who is your Cunt Nazi?
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National bf day is on tuesday August 21
"Hey baby it's national boyfriend day what do u want?" "Nothing just u to kiss me"
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the perfect boyfriend has many traits that make him eligible for this category here are some!
-good sense of humor (dark sense of humor preferably)
-lots in common with yourself
-alive
-soft lips
-warm arms
so in conclusion, the perfect boyfriend can be yours he could be someone else's but the most perfect boyfriend I've ever seen is mine.
if he's reading this, hi Allie!
xoxo- sinful (my name)
"oh he's the perfect boyfriend!"
is he sinful's boyfriend?
"no"
then he isn't the perfect boyfriend
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