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Private high-school located in Jersey City (yuppie area of Jersey City). Most of the students attending St. Peter's Prep, in fact, aren't residents of Jersey City. However, Prep consists mostly of snobby, suburban, white kids who live nowhere near Jersey City. Because of this, they no nothing of the real Jersey City that isn't populated by middle-aged yuppies and don't understand that if they came over to the ghetto, where most of Hudson Catholic students reside, they would be jumped and gangraped.
I avoided going to St. Peter's Prep because the students are snobby and I didn't want to contract herpes.
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The gayest school alive. They are the richest of the richest and if they went to St. Aloysius you are even richer than the richer, basically saying that you are a fag. Every Prep student thinks they are better than anyone else. After school they go to eachothers houses and be gay with eachother. A school that nobody likes. Everytime a prep person yells "P-R-E-P prep,prep,prep" he gets hit with bats because everyone is like "shut up fag." And if La Salle or Malvern say they are the prep too then they are also gay, and nobody likes them either, but everyone hates the PREps. THey all pick fights and then make up some lame excuse to get out of it like "I just bought this 6,000$ prep shirt and im not gettin it dirty because my butler is sick and i cannot wash it myself because im too busy sucking weiner and i don no how to wash my clothes b/c i was rich as a kid too"
Prep kid: Wanna fight
Bonner kid: Lets go bitch
(90,000$ cell phone rings)
Prep kid: "Dad i want the freaking porche not the dodge magnum, god u are so stupid."
(Hangs up)
Prep kid: Oh sorry where were we.
Bonner kid: i was just aboot to kick your ass.
Prep kid: Omg look at the time on my 40,000,000$ watch, it's too late i have to go.
(as prep kid is leaving)
Prep kid to bonner kid as he is riding away in his "old" H3 hummer: Later loser.
(friends in car laugh)
^then suck each others wangsters.
Random st aloysius kid: I'm going to buy St. Joe's Prep with my allowence.
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An elite institution that has been training the sons of bricklayers to be insurance salesman and public defenders for over 160 years. Some of the finest municipal workers in the county graduated from the Prep. Ron Pearlman once noted that he had Prep attorney knock down a DUI to a parking ticket. He said it was some the finest legal maneuvering he had seen in his lifetime by an inebriate.
St Joseph's Prep, Widener Law feeder, University of Phoenix
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The official school for rejects. Prep kids think they are the shit until they have to play schools like Delbarton or Seton Hall. Better school than the bergen county schools. Better than Seton Hall prep, but is much worse than Delbarton, Regis, or Pingry at school. Prep is overrated at sports, except football, and suck dick at pretty much every other sport. They are decent at basketball, but suck at soccer, lax, hockey, baseball, and running in general.
St Peter's prep is the official school for boys who did not get into Regis, Seton Hall or Delbarton.
Girl 1: ooo look a Prep boy, he looks like he was rejected by seton hall delbarton and bergen catholic.
Girl 1 again: ooo fuck he looks ugly compared to that Delby boy.
St Peters Prep boy: talks about how they are only good at football.
Girl 2: Oo you play any other sports.
Any one else: yeah they do but they fucking suck.
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Seton Hall is a school full of kids that got rejected from Delbarton. No one in their right mind would want to go here. They have bad sports and lose in every sport. They throw bad parties and they have no future in life. They max out their daddy's credit cards and will live off of a trust fund for the rest of their lives. If you meet someone that goes to Seton Hall, just know that they are a loser because when you go to SHP, you lose everything.
Anyone: Hey, you go to Seton Hall Prep?
Seton Hall Kid: Yuh, why?
Anyone: I'm sorry you didn't get into your first choice. Better luck next time.
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A bunch of pussies that lose to Xaverian in sports year after year. Also they even have a tough time beating lower-tier MIAA teams.
It's too bad Mariann, I just don't think St. Johns Prep has what it takes to beat even Waltham this year.
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