Shitpost: a post (often on Reddit) that is obviously fake to whore karma
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Abbreviation of Secret Home Project. Used by professional Software Developers that have a brilliant idea thats going to make them rich (or at least thats what they believe) that they are working on at home. They don't want to tell anyone else about their ideas because they're afraid someone will steal their ideas and going to be rich instead.
Programmer 1: Hey matchok man! What are you going to do this weekend?
Programmer 2: I'm gonna work on my SHP!
Programmer 1: Cool, what are you making?
Programmer 2: Can't tell, it's secret! But it's gonna make me rich so I can quit my job! Ha ha ha!
Programmer 1: Whatever
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Sexual harrasment panda, also known as a the panda seen on the hit show South Park.
holy crap! it's SHP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Abbreviation for Standard Highschool Party. With all things including drugs, alcohol, and sex. With a shit load of people trashing ones house. Everyone can come because no one cares.
Originated in a small town of Georgia by this blasian chick who threw the fucking craziest party ever.
Common use for it is writing down SHP at the bottom left of a flyer.
"SHP at this chicks house, everyones invited!"
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"Sucking Harry's Penis"
where Harry refers to any person you want
Person 1: What are you doing this Saturday morning?
Person 2: Nothing much, just some SHP.
Person 1: Same, man!
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Shes gonna shp when she sees her birthday present
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Steaming Hot Penis
self explanatory.
damn! David has the biggest shp i have ever seen! i cant compete with that!
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hey, i heard Phil has a shp...id tap that.
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