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This day is celebrated on 16th of July. On this day you can fuck ur homie's mom and ur homie and his/her mother cannot reject u fucking his/her mom.
You: Hey John I am gonna fuck your mom, because its international Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day.
John: Oh ok go ahead.
When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.
If you don't shut up, I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!
1. A more retarded way to say "your mom is gay"
Friend 1: your mom have the big gay
Friend 2: no u
your moms pussy.
pronounced (scient-IST)
your friend: where were you?
you: in your moms ist.
your moms pussy.
pronounced (scient-IST)
your friend: where were you?
you: in your moms ist.
use this when you hear any question
them: “what’s your favorite dinner”
you: “your mom<3” lol also i love you addyson. forever and always.
Post a picture of you and your mom to appreciate her for everything she has done for you!
Me: Hey, don’t forget to post a pic of you and your mom!
Friend: Oh, ok, I’ll do that now!