when you jizz on a girls anus and let it go nice and crusty
delicious :)
Satan in general shitty poppy people that are of anus
The anus is no christian but a gay satan
A name for someone's whos asshole may be larger than the craters on the moon. Or for someone's whos anus took an incredible amount of time to penetrate.
Dude 1: Hey that chick over there kinda nice
Dude 2: Nah bro, her nickname is Gay Ping Anus, if y'know what I mean.
Dude 1: *Drops soap*
Dude 2: You better pick that soap up and be ready to be called Gay Ping Anus for the rest of your life.
Term of affection for a person that has a sweet personality with an ass to match.
Morning my little anus muffin!
When you create something fake to check if someone's trying to be a yes man to get in your pants
Person 1: what's your opinion on anus frogs?
Person 2: love em!
Person 1: Ah ha! They're not real, bitch!
Person 2: ;-;
when you lick a man/womans anus till its raw then after using bengay as lubricent use your penis as a hammer from that shitty gopher game we all played as kids and tap that shit till it bleeds.
i was with this elderly man last week who said he never has any fun anymore, so i performed the burning anus tapper then tucked him into bed.