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When to many overweight individuals take the same flight, the flight crew must split the larger individuals evenly on both sides of the aircraft.
Flight attendant 1 - "Why are we flying sideways?"
Flight attendant 2 - "Time to complete an ass balance"
Nate - "How is the ass balance going?"
Ed - "Ass Balance?"
Nate "*Mass"
When you poop and your ass burns just as much as your mouth did after eating something spicy; such as from buffalo wings. It can also be associated with having to poop quickly right after eating the spicy food.
I got buffalo ass after eating those hot wings last night.
is an ass that is better than all asses in the land.
DAMN girl your ass looks ASS-TACULAR in that thong.
When someone thinks they are gonna do something but get denied
Hayden texted me saying he was gonna get laid, I replied Sike ass
A toilet.
I spent two hours on the ass trough after I ate three fajitas from Taco Bell.
What you say when your girl asks what you want for dinner
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I saw the lard ass and immediately hid my cheetos.
I saw lardo and yelled "piggy piggy lard ass"