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Caleb is a good guy, he enjoys spending his week simping for his middle school crush Danae gans and eating chicken, he likes to make jokes and say random stuff to his friends, he gets very angry when his friends block him overall don't get in Caleb's bad side.
Jake: who's that dude?
Danae: that's my Bae Caleb!
me
I am Caleb
None of the above stated things are true about me, minus liking music and not liking to let people in.
I honestly have zero good qualities.
Also a major nerd.
Me: "Everything they said about me (Caleb) is wrong."
the literal best boy on earth. if he is your boyfriend- DON'T LET HIM GO.
also he has a massive schlong. absolute horse cock. massive wiener and kinky and hot and KINKY
and when he finds someone he loves he will love them and just be
the sweetest love of your life.
His Girlfriend: You are so perfect and swag. how??
Caleb: It's cause I'm Caleb
Everyone else: Wow that is so true
A man that is usually around 6 foot 1 or 6 foot. Is incredibly good at pulling girls whose name starts with T or I. Has an incredibly fine body and a smokin' hot face. All the girls want him.
GIRL 1: "OMG, CALEB IS SO HOT AND SEXY!"
GIRL 2: "OMG, I KNOW AND HIS ABBS ARE SO HOT TOO!"
Really weird, femboy body, kinda gives off a turtle vibe, most likely black hair, if he tells you it’s brown he’s gaslighting you so don’t listen to him.
There is no way to use Caleb in a sentence
Caleb is an amazing boy who is perfect and loving and kind and fun to talk to. he can cheer you up in any situation but he can also be a pain in the ass.
someone: who are you talking to?
me: caleb
someone: oh thats cool! Caleb is a good guy.