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When a person forces you into a one-sided conversation that never ends and you can't escape politely.
I ran into Jack at the supermarket and he chat raped me. As soon as he saw me he started talking and I couldn't get away from him. I kept telling him I had to go, but he just kept talking.
You're in a group chat, but there's another one, with everyone but you. It might be real, or you might be paranoid, or both.
Someone asked a question about Saturday's BBQ logistics in the group chat. Then 35 seconds later, deleted it. They must have reposted it in the other group chat.
The Kcky Chat where we come together to chill, talk about anything (mostly about wanting to fuck girls in this GC) and also kicky in the GC also that’s why it’s named kicky chat.
juicybignutjr: Bro you wanna talk in Kicky Chat tonight
max.machum: A Yoda profile picture, I have.
ohhpea: *sends pics of traps and titties*
Perhaps one of the greatest regimes in the world. A long time ago World Chat controlled the world. According to the prophecy, it shall return in 2050.
Glory to World Chat!
We must form a resistance against World Chat
A chat lock-in is a situation where a person locks you into a one-way conversation where they proceed to tell you every detail of whatever comes to their mind without letting you add to the conversation or politely end the conversation.
Once in a chat lock-in it is very difficult to end the conversation and you must find or invent new and enhanced methods to escape this lock-in.
Get away. Get away as fast as you can.
Person one: Huwww boy, what a day.
Person two: Really, what makes you say that?
<commence chat lock-in>
Person one: <Proceeds to talk endlessly about subjects which are vaguely related to your original question>
Famfam chat - n. Group of home boys who drink every chance they get, half don't have jobs, and none have girlfriends, yet think they can "get some" like Ice Poseidon.
"hey bro are you in famfam chat?"
"yes bro I'm gay"
When your wifi is so shitty that you can't tell if the chat is dead or not
Person 1: dude I'm at a hotel and the wifi is so bad I think I have Schrödinger's chat
Person 2: what
Person 1: get it it's like I dont know if the chat is dead or not like instead of the cat
Person 2: wow you used the experiment correctly in a joke that's rare