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A sexy elderly woman that enjoys spending her evenings by taking her majestic horses on long walks. Barb is also very found of younger men and likes to make them come over to her barn and feed her horses
Barbs horses are just awesome creatures. I love when she asks me to come feed them
what the fuck is wrong with you?
Nick was arrested for giving a horse blowjob.
A mum who loves her kids. Just it quite as much as she loves her horse
Janette is a typical Horse Mum. I heard her tell her daughter the other day
Leah go stand in front of sparky If some stones get thrown by that mower we can't have them hit him. He's my favourite horse
Colombian horse is slang for coffee, since colombia is known for their beans, and horse is slang for another brown like addictive substance, heroin.
I love geeting that high from the colombian horse, its legal af too.
1) a high schooler that voice cracks when screaming "Christ" during strenuous physical activity; could involve strain in athletic activity or straight up not giving up during sex
2) a higher schooler that has a tall and flexible wood while going to prom accompany him
Ex. 1: "Well damn he's really not gonna pull out tonight is he!?!"
"You didn't know? He's a sneaky horse!"
"What makes you say that?"
*'Sneaky Horse' voice cracks "Christ!"*
"There ya have it."
Ex. 2: "Dude, he really took a long and bendy wood with him to prom this year!"
"Yeah, what a fucking sneaky horse!"
A women who is inbetween two horses and gets fucked in the ass by one and in the pussy by another. Sometimes the horses will take shits in the women's mouth.
My pussy is so tighy from that Tortilla Horse.