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Ian is a smart and kind boy who loves skiing. He is great at sports and has lots of friends. He loves the. Seattle Seahawks and is very good at telling people stats.
Ian Is Cool!
Ian; a villainous fiend, notorious for copius and voluptuous quantities of gangster shit.
He has a silver tongue that can convince you to take a trip to hell and look forward to the trip like a vacation in Honolulu. He may look like an honest man, but is cunning, harbors many clandestine secrets and a special malice for anyone who gets in his way.
Also known for his exceptional cooking.
"Yo, my man, you see that guy, I think he took my keys!"
"Let it go G, that's Ian."
"The hell you mean? Foo's comin up on my shit"
"I mean his pass-time consists of unaliving foos like you caught lacking, he's the walking definition of fuck around and find out."
A dumb black nigger that dies for nyash and doesn’t know how to answer his phone when his best friend of 6 years calls bc he’s with his girlfriend that he’s known for 2 months
Don’t be an Ian that would be very retarded
A dumb black nigger that dies for nyash and doesn’t know how to answer his phone when his best friend of 6 years calls bc he’s with his girlfriend that he’s known for 2 months
Don’t be an Ian that would be very retarded
Simply the most horrendous, disgusting, breathtaking because he probably smells like ten cans of bounce that unwashed ass, heart stopping because you can smell all the cheese doodles he's consumed individual to ever be born in the earth with his unholy presence. You know the Dark Ages? That happened because he WAS there and he was the rat that caused the black plague and any major pandemic (including covid) ((he stepped outside)).
Astoundingly stupid that he makes the 9 + 10 kid look smart, absolutely fucking hideous like he even puts the worm from doom to shame, and simply the epitomé of sheer FUCKING black air force energy. Any words that you can think of that is any way of defining bottom feeders embodies everything that Ian is. Every time someone says the word "Ian" any roblox dev hearts stops.
Ian selects his friends carefully, as only people who -in some way- reflect his disgusting ideals are given the absolute honour and privilege of being called a friend of Ian (like they even wanted that). Many have died due to sheer stank his lower lip simply being near him or even in the same chat as Ian. The highest disgrace to your family possibly given to a human being on this planet is being named "Ian's Best Friend", but the position is currently vacant due to the last candidate's head exploding after they realized the mistake they made when they got a dm from him about stands with fat tits.
Red: "You know Ian, right?"
Lexi: "oh gods, yes i do, he's like pandora's box of all horrors."
Red: "Yeah, well, I heard one time he got mad about a few people not liking stand porn and sobbed like a bitch."
Lexi: "I wouldn't doubt it for a second, it is Ian after all."