The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.
n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
C-bone: “TJ got so ripped last night he ended up puking up Mac salad all over the couch and himself. Damien and I had to give him an old fashion Turkish Couch Bath.”
Where mick let’s his poop dry on his ass and build up for two weeks then pulls it off like waxing his asscrack
Mick does a Arabian mud bath once a month
a bendy Wendy bath time is when an old woman takes a long bath and sings her favrioute songs
moriah "I heard my mum taking a bendy Wendy bath time laser night:
eddy "thats cool I wish I had a bendy Wendy bath time"
bendy Wendy bath time is when Wendy gets in her bath every night and sings her favrioute songs to us.
omg I heard Wendy having her bendy Wendy bath time ladt night
The art of smearing shit all over your partners body then performing intense anal.
Todd gave George an intense Detroit fudge bath
A Turkish mud bath is when you are in a bathtub with your significant other then you or your partner takes a shit in the bathtub and smear it over themselves and you
I love giving my wife a Turkish mud bath!
The action of giving someone/thing such a large amount of spray-tan that people question if you bathed them in the stuff
“look at Sandra, she’s taken an orange bath”